DAVID ZENT – Writings, Images & Inspiration
“It is never too late to be what you once might have been.”
– George Nathan
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JUNGLE DAVE VS. THE AEGEAN STABLES!
JUNGLE DAVE VS. THE AEGEAN STABLES! It was the fifth labor of Hercules; but he apparently missed this section of the Aegean Stables, shown in the panoramic pic if you click it. Personally, I think I just completed the fourth labor, which Hercules...
GOD HELP ME, I’VE BECOME MR. GREENJEANS!
GOD HELP ME, I'VE BECOME MR. GREENJEANS! I can still hear the theme song, every single note, of the long-running kid's program, Captain Kangaroo. Maybe you were raised on that program as well; if so, you were well-served by its creator, and yours,...
MY COTTAGE CHEESE SONG!
MY COTTAGE CHEESE SONG! Four percent milkfat cottage cheese Its my favorite dish, may I have some please? I dont care if the curd is LARGE or small, Just bring me what you got and I'll eat it all It's fabulous snackin' in my bed at night And when I...
PART TWO: THE WALKING TREES
PART TWO: THE WALKING TREES I am upside down twenty feet or more in the air in the deep Hawaiian jungle, on a night flooded by a nervous and full Hawaiian moon. My location at the moment is not exactly of my own choosing; heights bring out the...
JUNGLE DAVE IS IN LOVE!
JUNGLE DAVE IS IN LOVE! If it is indeed possible to fall in love with a fruit (watch it...), then Jungle Dave is ready to tie the knot! Her name is ULU. Sure, I've seen her hanging around before, that cute little full round figure dangling winsomely...
JUNGLE DAVE’S MANLY ‘NANNER FLAPJACKS!
JUNGLE DAVE'S MANLY 'NANNER FLAPJACKS! Okay, I'm gonna make this oh-so-good recipe short and sweet, because that's how us manly guys like it. We have alligators to wrestle...diesel engines to rebuild with nuthin' but a screwdriver...them sort o'...
WHY I STOPPED THROWING BOMBS
WHY I STOPPED THROWING BOMBS These days, I feel a bit like Johnny Spiritseed. I'm probably pretty much the same moron I've always been, and get upset sometimes at the way the powers-that-be do their best to beat down the people they should be...
CHICKEN RUN
CHICKEN RUN Besides bailing wire, duct tape and chewing gum, one of the main things that holds a guy like me together is a strong cuppa Joe. Java. Buzz Bean. The Caffeinated Bev-er-ahge... And as you have gathered from the previous posts from my...
A STRANGE AND WONDERFUL THING
A STRANGE AND WONDERFUL THING The more I delve into my guts, the things that lie below my everyday waking consciousness, the more impressed I am with the way it keeps track of everything. Even the stuff that happens when I am unconscious! I had a...