A KMC KINDA DAY!

I’m lying on a gurney in the surgical room at Kern Medical Center, naked except for this backless gown recently seen on the catwalk during fashion week.

You know the one. I look fabulous. High heels and a handbag complete my carefree look, with matching scarf and jewelry. Ahem.
Before they pitch me deep into the arms of Morpheus via anesthesia, I thought I’d post a pic of the little monster causing all the fuss. I’m leaving the hospital after surgery, but the little beast has been assigned to the hospital incinerator and will be sent to hell. 
Muhaha.

At any rate, surgery starts in about an hour and boy do I miss my morning coffee. That is okay, though, because I’m pretty sure coffee and anesthesia are sparring partners and I don’t really want to be wide awake and rarin’ to go during this operation. If I drank my normal dose I’d probably try to assist in my own surgery. I’d be good at it, too! I learned all the best techniques from watching the 3 Stooges!

Nurse, hand me that anesthesia mallet…

Catch you on the return trip! My love to The World in general, and YOU in particular.